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Monday, February 5th, 2007

Well hello everyone. How is everyone doing today? I hope fine and well. I hope that today you have found that little, warm, comfortable, fuzzy feeling inside. I hope that if you had to go to the lavatory today it smelt of fresh rose blossoms on a cool crisp spring morning. But honestly if you really think that’s how it smelt, get [...]

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“A Wonderful, Non-lengthy Story of Five Little Pigs and Their Journey, or Should I Say, The Events That Took Place One Day of Their Lives While Living In a Mystical World Where Pigs Can Do Whatever Strange Things They Feel Without Interference From Any Predator of Any Sort” Disclaimer: This story is not for the faint of heart. Parental Guidance needed graphic descriptions of Carnivorous Pigs involved.

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.

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