Well hello everyone. How is everyone doing today? I hope fine and well. I hope that today you have found that little, warm, comfortable, fuzzy feeling inside. I hope that if you had to go to the lavatory today it smelt of fresh rose blossoms on a cool crisp spring morning. But honestly if you really think that’s how it smelt, get over yourself. I would now like to quote one of homeboys(well this might not be what he actually says but for the moment it fits) “Well lean a little bit closer cause your roses smell like poo poo ooo ooo oo.” For real though on a serious note I love every single one of you with all my heart, and my realizing this has helped me find my little, warm, comfortable, fuzzy feeling inside today. Thank you all. That goes to you who I know as well as those who I do not. Of course as that love would dim if any of you chose to ever lick a spark plug, or stink bug, or throw your mashed potatoes up against a wall. Oh yeah or if you ever decided to kiss a chipmunk. All that to say this Lindsey and I are engaged. Woot Woot!!!!! I just wanted to let all of you know because you are all my dearly beloved we have gathered here to….ooops sorry kinda got carried away there for a sec. You know being in the wedding spirit and all. You are all my dearly beloved friends and I cherish you all, no matter how brief or how long a time we have known each other or as I said earlier even if we don’t know each other at all. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Oh and by the way everyone is invited to the wedding whenever it is. P.S.- I love grape and lemonade kool-aid mixed together.
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Paperboy Stop the Presses, Stop the presses!Monday, February 5th, 2007, 8:32 AM CentralNot Jered Hes Dead |
February 5th, 2007 at 10:06 AM
This is a deserving of an “Oh, Snap!”
February 5th, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Congrats!!! I don’t know you that well, but I am happy for you nonetheless! Congrats again!!!
February 5th, 2007 at 11:58 AM
The last wedding I went to was fun, so consider me an attendee, but don’t expect a wedding present cause dis suckas got no dough……dough….dough….wait, maybe I’ll get you a bread maker.
February 5th, 2007 at 4:21 PM
Let me know when you’ve pinned a date, maybe I’ll be in town.
February 5th, 2007 at 5:40 PM
That’s so awesome. Congratulations, Jer!
February 5th, 2007 at 5:48 PM
Your blog read like you were on drugs, DRUGGY!
February 5th, 2007 at 10:43 PM
get a real job billy, like marine biology, actin like you know somethin bout us sea otters.
February 8th, 2007 at 10:19 AM
I believe Jered has pinned a date somewhere in December of 07, as aposed to Dec. of 06 (because it has passed) or 08(because it is too far away).
February 13th, 2007 at 5:57 AM
That is correct. The official date is Dec. 22nd.