This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.

13 Responses to ““A Wonderful, Non-lengthy Story of Five Little Pigs and Their Journey, or Should I Say, The Events That Took Place One Day of Their Lives While Living In a Mystical World Where Pigs Can Do Whatever Strange Things They Feel Without Interference From Any Predator of Any Sort” Disclaimer: This story is not for the faint of heart. Parental Guidance needed graphic descriptions of Carnivorous Pigs involved.”

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  1. Cody says:

    i do say.

  2. Robin Sulkosky says:

    To the left, you might say?

  3. stevn says:

    Hmm… I gues those leading spaces were stripped. That’s too bad. I guess that’s what it looks like with strong gravity going that way <–.

  4. stevn says:

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  5. Codelete says:

    I just gonna hide this here.
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  6. xackofalltrades says:

    This is the greatest and best post. Better than all of Douchemaster’s post’s combined.

  7. Codelete says:

    I just love to coment on this post.

  8. Codelete says:

    Son of a bitch! well now that we have completely filled the recent comments column, where is that fire?

  9. Codelete says:

    Jered you should write more.

  10. RPS says:

    I’m adding another comment because I like what it does to the “recent comments” section.

  11. The RPS gaylord says:

    You think you’re too dead for school. . .but i’ve got a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite: You aren’t.
    Welcome, you flashy sexpot.