i just wrote a beautiful entry. it was witty with sharp bits of humor. i read it back to myself and i smiled. i smiled. now it is gone forever.
im not one to fret though. i doubt you homo’s care anyhow. i have been missing from this blog-this webpage-this place of words and soapboxes for almost a month and no one took notice. you couldnt even be burdened to visit me in the 10th circle of hell. i know my true friends. and you-yes you-i know your heart, and it is black and plump with envy towards me. its cool though..i mean i dont blame you cause i have cool hair.
by the way i changed my hair again..color..cut..whole nine yards. must be that bowie thing that steve was writing about. i meant to comment on that but when i clicked on the comment box i noticed i had sort of missed the train on commenting and that there was some cat fight going on between steve and xack.
can’t we all just get along?
back to the point-i have been gone and i have noticed a few changes hither-besides steve shaving off the stache (nice move..very modern of you. i for one am firmly for one extreme or the other. either full beard or shave it all off). there are these new people. austin? AUSTIN? i love you man-you know i do, but i think it is time i cut the apron strings. GET OUT OF MY LIFE! i kid..you can stay in my life as long as you dont mention the ‘ercury thing…seriously.
and this micheal guy. i dont know who you are, but i dont like the sound of you. the only guy i know of named michael likes to dress up in funny clothes and sleep with little boys-and i dont condone that kind of shit, ok.. MICHAEL?
and billy i mean it. i will not be a part of your deceit you scoundrel. i am a pure soul and i will have none of it.
i giggled a little bit when i wrote that whole “pure soul” thing. it sounds good though, right?
k.. im out.
June 25th, 2005 at 5:04 PM
cut the apron strings…? you know i don’t cook…wtf…
June 26th, 2005 at 3:29 PM
The audasitiy of her… My goodness. I do visit 10th Circle…, about once a week. I’ve given up commenting on most entries everywhere except to squib because I get tired of people writing about problems in their life, me giving advice, and they giving me reasons why my advice will in no way work for them. And I don’t know how to comment on an entry except to give advice or to squib, because I don’t commiserate well and I don’t really see the point in it.
Lastly, when you write an entry for comments, you’re being selfish. Comments can be small gifts that are given, don’t try and take them. Oh, and although this doesn’t apply to you, I limit my commenting on entries by people like April and Billy because they have deleted blogs that I have commented on. Which means my comments are worthless to them.
June 26th, 2005 at 3:38 PM
here’s a comment just for you, stephen…
June 26th, 2005 at 8:55 PM
Don’t forget worthless to me. I just kid. I like messing with you, step.
June 26th, 2005 at 9:35 PM
austin!the first person in the history of the world to mess up easy mac-it has the word EASY in the title…
steve-dont give me your condescending bullshit. if i didnt want people to comment on what i had said i wouldnt go to the trouble of posting it on the internet-i would write it in my diary with all the other top secret stuff that no one is to know about. blogs are pointless without input. and maybe-just maybe-you give shitty advice. stick that in your pipe and smoke it little man.
June 26th, 2005 at 10:15 PM
Oop! You got me!
Actually, I harshly disagree and detest your barbs. In the future, I will use more caution in writing.
June 26th, 2005 at 11:04 PM
haha..oh now stevie im sure you give fantastic advice. i wouldnt know though, cause i have my head stuck too far up my own ass to be able to take advice from other people
June 27th, 2005 at 12:02 AM
hailevb, i have noticed that in this quote from you “oh now stevie im sure you give fantastic advice” that you used the this word “im”. what does this word mean? can it possibly mean instant message? or inverted manga? or can it be i’m ( i am)
seriously, don’t shorten already short words.
June 27th, 2005 at 10:45 AM
That is so ripe. (!)
June 27th, 2005 at 1:18 PM
lmao..thank you jerry..you whimsical grammatically correct bastard. without you how would anyone ever understand anything that i am saying?
June 27th, 2005 at 3:12 PM
you are welcome.
see Robin, i am not am english major and look at what i can do!!
June 27th, 2005 at 4:29 PM
You’re not an English major?!
June 27th, 2005 at 6:04 PM
what is your major jerry-cause i am actually a print major and i dont give a crap about writing grammatically correct on these things
June 27th, 2005 at 6:28 PM
Jeremiah’s penis is a full meter long; an act of urination on par with a volcano.
June 28th, 2005 at 12:35 AM
MR. Niedzielski speaks the truth.
December 7th, 2005 at 5:48 PM
haha, hailevb has a DIARY!
December 25th, 2007 at 4:08 AM
entertain