Lately I’ve felt like I’ driving 15 mph down the interstate, and everone else is blazing by. I read a quote the other day which cheered me up a little. Twas Ghandi who said
” There is more to life than speeding it up.”
I’m really enjoying Camraderie (yeah me and what army….ME AND THIS ARMY!) and though I would like to read a new chapter everday and I do not doubt Robin’s rapid-fire creativity, I like to wait, let it sit and ferment. Mostly I just don’t want it to end. I have a feeling everyone is going to die though.
I don’t have much to say, I was just reading everyone elses posts and started to get jealous. I’ve come to terms with the fact that mine will always be the smallest. One things on my mind though. I’ll borrow a page from Jerry’s book, though I think unabashed honesty is a bogus concept. Everyone lies, mostly to themselves…all the same the truth I bring to light today is that I think most of the conflict Saturday was caused by feminine delirium, which was probably a result of the close proximity many encountered with the “lusty wenches” present for the time the were. In conclusion, and I understand very well the decision I am making, but if chicks are going to be present at a competitive event, I think I’ll take the bench ( bench meaning my house or some other safe location.) If anyone wishes to contest this, they will have to prove I’m wrong…..which is impossible.
*the only exemption to this is Elaine because she caused no problems (even resolved a few) and I’m pretty sure that’s the only way we can get Brandon to come anymore.
I’m being ambiguous with the intent to keep other people off the stake though I don’t think it’s any mystery who I believe to be…..problematic.
Nothing but love. Peace.
May 2nd, 2005 at 4:09 PM
ok…I wasnt there for the whole..chicks freaking out and leaving thing. So I dont know much about it except what I am told. And I trust the word of my friends over all. But I must say that the shite didnt hit the fan until the chicks returned. But like you said billificuss..Elaine didnt cause ne problems, and I dont think Mandy caused ne palpitations either.
May 2nd, 2005 at 4:38 PM
yeah i wish you bitches would tell me shit.
i didnt realize there was a BASH.
May 2nd, 2005 at 4:39 PM
did something go on that i don’t know about?
May 2nd, 2005 at 5:30 PM
i won’t go anymore
May 2nd, 2005 at 5:45 PM
Uhm. . .I don’t understand what the problem is. Candace stopped playing because Stephen upset her. When the "bitches" came back they weren’t trying to get back in the game, because they wanted to come to Drew’s, but they didn’t want to play kickball anymore. They returned to wait for us to finish because they wanted to avoid all the screaming and fighting we do while we play. I appreciate you guys singling Candace out for no reason. Fucking Jerks.
May 2nd, 2005 at 6:10 PM
Ok, Ya’ll are such fucking assholes. I’m not sure who billy is talking about either me or candace. Personally I don’t give a fuck about any of yall,I don’t give a flying fuck about what yall say about me or to me except Robin, Brandon, and Jeremiah. But nun of yall have the right to say shit about candace. She is the one who planned the whole kickball shit and has tried to get along with yall even the people she doesn’t like she has tolerated. Billy you need to get a life…..a normal one. Stephen you need to fuckin get over me, just because I stopped seeing you doesn’t mean you have to be a jackass to candace we are not one person. I made the decision not her.
~mUaH~
K.C.
May 2nd, 2005 at 6:20 PM
A few more things:
WRT to Drew: "But I must say that the shite didnt hit the fan until the chicks returned."
Uhmmm…all that happened when they returned is Mandy and KC sat on a bench, saying nothing. Candace got Evan out of his chair and played with him. Is this the shit? I do recall all the men on the field yelling things like "no no, bitches can’t play." They didn’t contest this, nor did they comment on it. Clear this up for me, because I’m of the opinion that there was no shit to hit the fan when they returned.
In general: Everyone gets pissed and leaves. I did it at Jere’s house because Mr. Brandon realllly pissed me off. Mr. Brandon did it two kickball games ago because "you guys were going easy on him"(or he was losing). What’s the difference when a girl does it?
Is the difference huge because she has a vagina and boobies? Candace felt humiliated and angry, so she left. Something we’ve all done.
The more I read the post and the comments, the more angry I get.
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:28 PM
ok everyone chill the FUCK out!!! ok the game got out of control, i admit that,some of it was brought on by ME (thats right i am confessing AGAIN) BUT i can’t understand why GUYS can’t treat LADIES with respect that they deserve just because they are ladies. i do believe that the women do like to play other games besides kickball such as ultimate and we sould do what they want to do since they always play whatever game we play. and i think the reason that they left is because we didn’t accommodate them in what they want to play. we(guys) just took every right from the orginizer(candace) and just did what we(guys) wanted with no concern for the ladies(ladies).
so to the ladies i appologize, please keep on making kickball and ultimate dates and organizing the games for us. sorry!!
oh and if any of this offends anyone sorry!! unless you fucking deserve it!(guys)
May 3rd, 2005 at 9:33 AM
you guys are gay
May 3rd, 2005 at 9:34 AM
and the girls,too, i suppose
May 3rd, 2005 at 9:44 AM
i kid….but apparently there was a bash…i didnt see any singling out on WB!, must have been on the spoken day?
my g/f bitched out before even having decided to go. consider yourselves lucky.
May 3rd, 2005 at 1:58 PM
Hey Everyone, Kickball was fun, and Robin I never complained about the girls coming back, why would anyone complain about girls arriving? It doesn’t make sense…Oh yeah, and Jere, I hear some gys like to play ultimate as well, so it would be pretty cool if we played that instead. What?! Who said that?! Oh yeah and thanks Candance for setting that thing up, even though there were no bubble…= ) it was fun anyways.
May 3rd, 2005 at 6:13 PM
I guess it is time to make a comment on this, but I must say, I can’t stop laughing. Billy is always pulling these little "do this or I won’t be your friend" Saturday-night specials. I only hope you fellas take the time to read it and realize that I am not going to play this comment towards anyone, as some have.
I supp0se I should give a bit of how I feel on the topic of girls starting a fight. What fight are you talking about? If you mean the normal arguing that happens every game, then no, they didn’t start no fight. Furthermore, I recognize Candace saying that we should play kickball the past couple weeks, so one would assume it is something that she does want to do. (I would not say "planned the whole event," however.) In my opinion, Mandy doesn’t say much and has been pretty neutral at every game she’s been to. KC didn’t play or say much of anything, as far as I know, at the last event, so no problem there. Christina wasn’t there. Elaine was definitely not a problem, on that I think we all agree. So, in terms of starting a fight, I really don’t think one could say that the girls were itching for one.
If there is any single person to blame for excessive arguing, it is Jeremiah, as he has said. I argue a lot too, but I was not angry in such conversation. Besides, everyone gets hot under the collar when there’s something on the line.
So, why did we not allow "the girls" the opportunity to play on the return visit? Brandon and I, at the very least, and I would guess there be more, were not pleased to be abandoned by the girls when we started, despite the reasoning. When they left, we had to continue on our own. Little did we know that, during this interim, we would assemble the most balanced and competitive kickball teams we’ve yet to see and have the most enjoyable kickball game to date. Feeling jilted when the girls returned, and not wanting the teams to be imbalance, Brandon and I, at the very least, did not wish them to participate in our current game. I will not apologize for this action (unless there is a darn good rebuttal).
I didn’t go easy on Brandon when he was pissed of and I won’t go easy on anyone else just because they decide to throw a temper-tantrum. I’m not your mama, and I’m not your bitch, so you do what you like.
"Candace stopped playing because Stephen upset her." I take this to mean that Robin is OK with talking about what he originally seemed to have planned to be a private converse. I introduce this topic as such, because I’m doing no muck-raking. This is the one thing that upsets me greatly, to receive blame for this, with no explanation. All Robin has said to me concerning the topic is, "Candace says you are really mean when you play sports and she wants you to stop being mean. That’s why she is leaving." Robin, being very helpful, was careful to not elaborate, and asked me to apologize. How can an apology be sincere, and future mistakes avoided, when one does not know why he should? Correct me if I’m wrong, but none have yet to point to the crime, I do not recall singling out Candace all that night in any converse with her. In fact, I don’t recall talking to her at all, except when I got my baseball bat and I told her it was behind her on the ground.
Brandon insists on calling them all (including Candace) bitches, which they seem to be completely OK with, a point made by Sir Billy. And when I say calling them bitches, I mean it in that he does so in every sentence and phrase and every beckoning of them, as we all know. And yet… they are unscathed. Is one to think that I could have done worse by doing nothing?
KC mentions that Candace attempts to "get along with yall even the people she doesn’t like she has tolerated." If that is to mean me, I made no infliction upon her that would force her to join in a painful stipulation with I of any kind. In fact, in retrospect, I would say my behavior would best be described by a third-person viewer as tip-toed avoidance of her.
KC, I recognize that you and Candace are not the same vessel. And as I recall (and Brandon can confirm), I did apologize to you on the night of Jeremiah’s shindig, over misunderstandings. At the time, you seemed to accept the apology well and I thought we were, from then on, without animus towards one another. I also recognize that you and Candace are best friends and you would be angry towards any enemy visage that you deemed a threat to her, so I won’t be angry with you for your accusations. Since I don’t have any acceptable means to make proof and counter to them, I won’t. But I would think you to know, that I, do in fact, do what I like and like what I do.
Furthermore, regarding Andrew’s house: Andrew, Xack, Sean, and I (I think that was all), fetched pizza and beverages from Wal*Mart while others camped at Drew’s house in wait, or sought other tasks. When I arrived, after stopping at my house, the excellent film, The Labyrinth, was on and all were at seat. It seemed quite pleasant and this aire toppled into my glass as well, bubbling over with nothing but it. Surely, one cannot state that ill was done there.
If you ask me, I deserve an apology from several people, but I won’t expect one.
Lastly, that was the best game of kickball we’ve ever had. Thanks for having us over for the night, Drew, it was wonderful.
Oh, and Xack, guys means both boys and girls, so making a second comment was verging redundancy.
Sean is all about Ultimate Frisbee, but I’d still play kickball if it was up to me. We were doing awesome.
May 3rd, 2005 at 6:15 PM
No, Sean, I said "All the men on the field. . ." were yelling things, not you.
Ok that was a bad joke but it was just easier to generalize to "everyone" rather than:
"Brandon yelled ‘Fuck off, bitches can’t play. Sean said nothing. Stephen said ‘No they can’t play.’ Robin said nothing. Billy said. . ."
So if you didn’t say anything (which I’m sure there were many who didn’t yell anything), then know that you are not included in my assumption. There is no doubt, however, that many of the guys did indeed yell such things.
Xack:
I guess you’re right, there wasn’t any overt singling out of Candace on WB!. But he did single out the females (excluding Elaine), which only number three. Billy somehow blaming the fights that went on solely on the girls is fucking ridiculous(who weren’t present when most of the happened), but I do take back what I said and replace it with this:
"I appreciate you guys singling out Mandy, KC, and Candace for no reason."
I hope all that trivial shit is cleared up.
May 3rd, 2005 at 6:42 PM
Actually Steve-N, Guys just means people of the male persuasion. Hence, Guys and Gals, Guys and Dolls, etc. It is a very very common mistake for most people to refer to girls as guys though, so I won’t hold it against you. Guy is also a name for a male. Oh yes and in regards to the rest of this…uh, yeah.
May 3rd, 2005 at 7:35 PM
oh and Candace, please don’t stop planning events. and just for the record, i have no problem with any of the females that we hang out with or any that hang out with us.
and so once again i apologize for the shit i did when the ladies weren’t there and for the shit that happened when yall showed up.
May 3rd, 2005 at 7:56 PM
First off, this weblog is not a concise record of argument (or anything else) and viewers should not read it as such.
Robin, don’t make generalizations.
Xack, in checking Merriam-Webster:
3 a : MAN, FELLOW b : PERSON — used in plural to refer to the members of a group regardless of sex
So, as you can see, Xack, your plural form includes the ladies.
Billy, keep up them posts!
May 3rd, 2005 at 8:11 PM
yeah yeah yeah it is i brando and id just like to start off with a big fuck you bitchres thats right all of you bno singling out any of um every last bitch on the earth i had a ball kick ball was great and at this point in the kick ball scheduling thing weve played for like 3 weeks straight no real planning just hey we are playing saturday at so and so be there and wow there it is planned so um yeah no anger be happy bitches i also believe how stephen believes it was a good game but um yeah the anger that comes in our competions pretty much always stays on the field and most times when i get mad its not at any one its at myselfsand im just going to continue calling everyone bitches simply because im not meaning anything bad by itbut if any on hates me fuck em well im off have fun reading my no punctuationhave a good one see yall 7 at the soccer fields for some ultimate this saturday
p.s. im the shit i just planned that in all of 5 secouinds by my self ha… tell everyone
May 3rd, 2005 at 10:18 PM
lol…brandon, you make me chuckle. Ultimate it is!
So…um…can we stop this stuff now. CANT YOU SEE ITS RIPPING US APART!
May 3rd, 2005 at 10:21 PM
even though this is kinda funny now
May 4th, 2005 at 9:35 AM
wow…. this is ridiculous.
and steve-N. since the word guy has many meanings, and no one here is northern but me and you, the word guy(especially when i said it) does not pertain to a gal. Hence the term….guys n gals. if they were the same….itd just be ‘guys’…and….well, period. you bastard. im 30,000$ ahead of you in monopoly, give up.
May 4th, 2005 at 10:24 AM
hey dirtbag…Im from Spokane Washington…and the last time I checked, that’s pretty northern. And just because I can say it again…..dirtbag!
May 4th, 2005 at 12:36 PM
I’ll do what I damn well please, and none of you communist poles can stop me. . . you’re all communist you know.
May 4th, 2005 at 1:59 PM
Is this a comments record Stephen?
I agree with Stephen, I think it’s freaking hilarious that all of this started over one of my "do this or I won’t be your friend" stunts.
With regards to everyone, as usual…I don’t care. I don’t care whose offended (no suprise) and I don’t care who wants a shiny dagger coated in my life fluids. I agree that everyone shared in the arguing, how ever I stand by my theory, mostly because this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. I see it as no coincedence. I stand by my decision for the most part, with only a few possible exceptions.
The really funny result of all of this is Candace is kind of out of my cross-hairs for the moment since it’s no mystery that’s who I was shooting at (Mandy and Elaine having caused no problems and K.C. having not played.) Though I would never hesitate to step up and defend my friends (and in a since that’s what I doing now…whether they ask for it or not) I would at least have my facts straight, and the only person I see running their mouth with nothing to back it up around here is K.C. I don’t think I have to say anymore…we all no what happens now.
May 4th, 2005 at 10:51 PM
"Don’t… don’t…"
Since I’m all about digression: well, Billy, I believe, and I haven’t checked this, that when Andrew’s British friends were commenting, that it was then we had a record number of comments on a single post. (Even surpassing that one post on Xack’s blog when he went away for a while.)
Xack, what I was saying is that the plural form of guy in formal American English verges on redundancy in the manner you used it. (Regardless of my ass-kicking status at Duel Master’s Special Edition Monopoly.) The reason I see that it doesn’t completely cross the line of redundancy is that you are timid or unsure of whether you feel the girls are gay or not, as you added "i suppose."
By the byes: April deleted her blog because she’s gay, like Sarah.
May 5th, 2005 at 9:03 AM
You Guys (people of the male persuasion) need do just have a big Wank Fest to releave all that stress you guys (people of all persuasions) have built up so Saturday night there will be no bitching just some kick-ass [_(add your own game)_ ] playing.I’ll be there cause obviously the game can’t go smoothly without me there. So with that I declare…..
Wank Fest 2005
Date: Friday May 6th 2005
Time: Whenever is convenient
Where: Robin’s bed
Rsvp: Here on the BLOG
What to bring: Yourself
Supersized tub of petroleum jelly
A costume
Rain boots
Mood music (Jeramia no MSI, sorry)
and
A name tag
Hope you Guys (males) have fun
On another note because everyone else’s blogs are so annimated with stories i thought i’d write my own called ‘Ashton Kuchter(SP) is a dick in real life!’ Sorry if it’s not as grammatically correct as 4.0 genius Robin’s stories are, but try to enjoy anyways!
Once there was a boy name Tommy, which was short for his birth name Phileppa Gonalazzes. He had a fish he loved named Belinda, Belinda Meilds, the fish. One day Tommy was outside digging a hole in his backyard. His neighbor Snoop dogg leaned over the fence and asked Tommy why he was digging the hole.
He said, "My poor poor little Belinda Mields died, so i’m going to bury her out here." Knowing that the hole was way bigger then what the fish needed, Snoop Dogg asked, "Why is the hole so big?" Tommy’s reply was, "Because your fucking cat ate Belinda." Saddned by what his cat had done Snoop dogg went into the studio and recorded a track called ‘Belinda Meilds my one and only trick’. With the billions made of just that track alone Snoop dogg bought Tommy: 4 Escalades, two houses in every country that isn’t communist, and he bought Tommy JLo.
The End
See you guys (everyone) Saturday.
May 5th, 2005 at 3:49 PM
Marc has made it known to me that he is throwing himself a little birthday party at Newton Park Friday night (tomorrow) at 9:00 in the form of a kick ball game. I will be there with chips and maybe pretzels. Marc says he might be packing pizza (if you have no other incentive).
May 5th, 2005 at 3:53 PM
Chrissy Tina, very funny i enjoyed it all the way through except for the ending, i hated when it ended. i wanted to read more, MORE i tell you
May 5th, 2005 at 4:57 PM
yo yo so k ball friday? and ultimate sat? busy busy well looks likw im still the best at bowling even though the turkey evaded me this time is evaded even a word ha thats funny if not it is now so i guewss ill be seeing most tomrrow somethime all those who show anyway well im done sleep calls me
May 5th, 2005 at 9:52 PM
Grammatical correctness just makes it easier to read, you know, for the three to four fans I have. So let’s relax on the ridiculing, Chrissy.
Cool story.
Little B is gaye.
May 6th, 2005 at 11:01 AM
You know what Steve-N, I think we should all stop posting on waterblogged and instead we should just keep commenting on this post. I mean no one really has anything to post about anyway. Rob could write his story on here and the rest of us could comment on it and say what we normally say. "OH YOU GUYS SUCK!!" and "STEVE-N IS THE GREATEST!" I mean jeez…this has all one would need in a post…Drama, Love, Action, Comedy, Tragedy.WHAT MORE COULD ONE WANT?!?! Maybe a couple hundred good looking ladyz…anyway….I think you should just leave this post up forever and get rid of waterblogged..maybe..say…DELETED!
May 7th, 2005 at 3:13 PM
I have made a similar suggestion on a different post in the past, but for naught.
Punch in the face: $5, Make-Out: free.
May 7th, 2005 at 3:14 PM
Oh, and I think this may hold the highest number of comments on a single entry record now.