HEY BITCHES…..and non bitches…

I hope everyone is doing well today..if not..then Ill have to do something about that!

So I went jogging lastnight and on the last stretch of the second mile I was run off the road by a crazy red car and these 3 HUGE BLACK MEN knocked me down and started pummeling me with their enormous black cocks. They then stuffed my body in the already full trunk of the car and proceeded to drive away. I drifted in and out of conciousness but while awake I could barely hear them over the satanic devil music. They were talking about how to deal with my manhood…and weather or not I was dead from the blows to my head. The car came to an abrupt halt and as they opened the trunk I sprang out like a monkey from a piñata and I ran like a scared little white boy (which is what I was) leaving a trail of candy as I ran, screaming the whole way. I stumbled into an alley where I was cornered by the assailants, as they made their way toward me I curled up into the fetal possion..but just as my hope seemed gone 3 heros immerged from the shadows! ROBINSKY of the dell, Billy of the wood, and B of the mountain. I was saved! They overpowered the huge black cocks and defeated my assaulters. We then went into wal-mart and celebrated our victor with cake and ice cream. We then went shopping for B’s son…such a cute little boy…his Bday is coming up. We also tore that store up looking for random shit…SHIT I SAY!!

Stephen I enjoyed your last blog. Yes stephen, my mother is a crafty little demon spawn. But with the right lighting and mood..and the appropriate sacrificial goat head, you can get what you desire. I was at the school yesturday. It was interesting…so many memories! My mom made me get a visitors pass so I could go see my old teachers…that or she would have punch me in the face with a filing cabinet. Being mega-awesome-hardcore…I chose the latter or the two and then made my way to the front office to get a pass anyway. It was an interesting experience…to wander the halls of the old school. In a way…I miss it. Cause it was so damn easy!

Im at school right now, Im waiting for the ice cream to freeze. Well actually its a sorbet…a delicious pomegranet sorbet. Made my yours truely. We are getting ready for the gala on thursday. We have made almost 200 chocolate coffee cups which was so easy. And we have about 75 butter roses, we need about 200 more but there are ppl working on those. And there are other various things that are being done. Im looking forward to this. It will be a good experience for me. Ill get to see what the REAL resturant business is like, at least for a few hours. I get to go home early today because I stayed for the morning lab instead of leaving and coming back for the afternoon one. So I get an afternoon to myself…unless I decide to do something. I dont think I want to go to the mall…but who knows what I might do.

Jerry, a gathering at your house sounds like a bowl of orgasms to my ears. It has been long sinse I have danced in the great halls of the house of Jeremiah. It would be my pleasure to attend. Did someone say a game of Tips? I think so…

Steve, a Xack-a-thon sounds fun…Im game…

“Who you callin a fag?!”