Things have been going so well for me that once a day I shit into a sifter and pan for gold.
Oh yea, well sometimes i take a rasor blade and cut a plus sign in the head of my penis so I can piss “plus lazers” in the morning.
I bet Kelsey loves the “Money Shot Plus.”
mine always come out looking like burning little crosses.
This just in: this is the greatest post ever.
i cut all my hair off, my head feels naked……
i love that you are drinking mike’s hard lemonade in this picture. you should try and find a kid’s in the hall skit called “bitch drink drunk”..i saw it not to long ago and thought of you you nasty nasty man.
NO>>>>>> NOT MY BOLOGNA’s BEAUTIFULL LOKs!!!
That’s a family drink, hailevb. A fucking family drink.
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June 18th, 2007 at 2:00 PM
Oh yea, well sometimes i take a rasor blade and cut a plus sign in the head of my penis so I can piss “plus lazers” in the morning.
June 19th, 2007 at 1:38 PM
I bet Kelsey loves the “Money Shot Plus.”
June 19th, 2007 at 1:46 PM
mine always come out looking like burning little crosses.
June 20th, 2007 at 9:22 AM
This just in: this is the greatest post ever.
June 20th, 2007 at 10:47 AM
i cut all my hair off, my head feels naked……
June 20th, 2007 at 2:49 PM
i love that you are drinking mike’s hard lemonade in this picture. you should try and find a kid’s in the hall skit called “bitch drink drunk”..i saw it not to long ago and thought of you you nasty nasty man.
June 20th, 2007 at 3:15 PM
NO>>>>>> NOT MY BOLOGNA’s BEAUTIFULL LOKs!!!
June 21st, 2007 at 9:40 AM
That’s a family drink, hailevb. A fucking family drink.